carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

(via inyourheadtheyrestillfighting)

arys-tokeheart:

nudityandnerdery:

pervocracy:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.

MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

And my bow.

and my axe.

(via inyourheadtheyrestillfighting)

Timestamp: 1406353611

arys-tokeheart:

nudityandnerdery:

pervocracy:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.

MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

And my bow.

and my axe.

(via inyourheadtheyrestillfighting)

Damn. I remember when Shane and I were bff’s.

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

image

(Source: princessblogonoke, via inyourheadtheyrestillfighting)

sunnybutte:

The baby cockatiel was trying really hard to eat the cursor. Also he’s five weeks old today.

(Source: fullmetalgrandma, via inyourheadtheyrestillfighting)

Timestamp: 1406345258

sunnybutte:

The baby cockatiel was trying really hard to eat the cursor. Also he’s five weeks old today.

(Source: fullmetalgrandma, via inyourheadtheyrestillfighting)

  • Not Pansexuality: "I don't care about gender!! Gender is meaningless!"
  • Pansexuality: "I understand that gender can be an important part of someone's identity, but it will have no effect on whether I am attracted to them."

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

(via systemofadowny)

Timestamp: 1406339674

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

(via systemofadowny)

ostracizedpoodle:

Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

(via sniffing)

frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

(Source: studip, via -insomniaticdreams)

(Source: g0atman, via distinctmemory)

I guess there’s such a thing as OVER flossing. Most people don’t even floss once a day and then there’s me flossing every hour…………..

hailants:

sextingbarack:

I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

(via tiedupandswallowed)

(Source: bobailynfett, via emana-tho)

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

(via stay-ocean-minded)

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

(Source: pokabu, via trust)