soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

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urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

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leclassiquei:

Brigitte Bardot em Paris, 1958

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Timestamp: 1408516399

leclassiquei:

Brigitte Bardot em Paris, 1958

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madselfiegame:

compl3tly-l0st:

6fuckassvantas9:

gayforthewindyboy:

land-of-water-and-quartz:

quizillla:

thiefofkokoros:

phantomdoodler:

coralfrills:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egad! its the shadow of hopelessness

accurate

BEHOLD THE WHITE BITCH

THE UNDEAD WHITE BITCH

the obsessive white bitch
thats so painfully accurate its kind of saddening

FEAR ME I AM THE CAR ALARM

FUCK YOU I’M THE COKE FEIND 

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE BUZZKILL

Fear me , the white bitch

MINE IS 

THE NEVER ENDING WHITE ESTABLISHMENT

IM SO SORRY THATS NOT EVEN ME

The Horrifying Whiny Little Bitch.

Timestamp: 1408514512

madselfiegame:

compl3tly-l0st:

6fuckassvantas9:

gayforthewindyboy:

land-of-water-and-quartz:

quizillla:

thiefofkokoros:

phantomdoodler:

coralfrills:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egad! its the shadow of hopelessness

accurate

BEHOLD THE WHITE BITCH

THE UNDEAD WHITE BITCH

the obsessive white bitch
thats so painfully accurate its kind of saddening

FEAR ME I AM THE CAR ALARM

FUCK YOU I’M THE COKE FEIND 

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE BUZZKILL

Fear me , the white bitch

MINE IS 

THE NEVER ENDING WHITE ESTABLISHMENT

IM SO SORRY THATS NOT EVEN ME

The Horrifying Whiny Little Bitch.

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

(via hello--seattle)

Timestamp: 1408115057

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

(via hello--seattle)

asian:

so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said  ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him but I think he’s annoying so unfollowed him and i was like “yeah haha hes such an asshole right??” and she was so happy that I agreed with her lmao

(via hello--seattle)

pxrception:

peachnaked:

abseunt:

unconsciousearth:

NASA released a satellite image of india in the evening during the festive holiday of diwali, the celebration of lights.

this is one of the prettiest things i’ve ever seen

awh look at Sri Lanka too omg

Gorg

This is beautiful

(Source: aieon, via teafolly)

Timestamp: 1408067679

pxrception:

peachnaked:

abseunt:

unconsciousearth:

NASA released a satellite image of india in the evening during the festive holiday of diwali, the celebration of lights.

this is one of the prettiest things i’ve ever seen

awh look at Sri Lanka too omg

Gorg

This is beautiful

(Source: aieon, via teafolly)

turnedblueintime:

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

it took me like half a second. 

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Timestamp: 1408064891

turnedblueintime:

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

it took me like half a second. 

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minnesotan:

#Ferguson #50years #CivilRightsAct

Timestamp: 1408056526

minnesotan:

#Ferguson #50years #CivilRightsAct